Put me in, coach! (updated 5/23)
Dear Employer, What you are paying for is movement and thought. I have been perfecting a brisk walking speed on incline for two years. Further, I practice LSAT and MCAT questions regularly. Additionally, I have devised creative ways to memorize even the most monotonous types of information. So if you consider my mental and physical agility combined with my service experience, I think that you will be hard-pressed to find a better human product (or humaduct). According to the Career Direct Guidance System Report that I took in college (I took it three times, and I can proffer two of them for examination.), I am most suited for a career in management. However, I consider this proclivity or disposition as an indicator of my reliability in whatever pursuit I decide to take on, and not a preordained career path. The truth is that I'm open to various ventures where I can make something better. My enjoyment for innovation is not a delusional byproduct of cir...