Coup De Tarte -4- The Velvet Trust (Updated 5/4/24)
(* = reworked lines) So began The Pieman's plan Cakes would call And he would land To guide the cakes Spawned from the batter To help them find What truly mattered Everything was great In fact exciting Cakes found jelly Pies found piping Still he wondered About the goo If what he promised Made dreams come true To find the answers He'd change objectives Instead of campaigning He'd focus on lessons Thus continued The Pieman's affairs He'd focus on cakes To show them that he cared [Enter Mestuffstoplease] Hello my chosen ones I've come by to see how you have been What you think of your jelly And if you heard anything that's been said [Red Velvet Cake 1] Personally I'm not quite sure Though I did feel elated I think I need more [Red Velvet Cake 2] Thanks to your jelly Our neighbors think we're great Though Pound Cakes are quite dense I still told them how to get a taste [Mestuffstoplease] Keep spreading the good news I'll be sure to bring some...