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Finding Calvin Pt. 2 - 1 - Bloom Twice (Updated 12/16/24*)

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  So Calvin has been thinking  And with  such  rumination  He begins his Googling  With  much  anticipation  For he knows that Lamington  Has  just  discriminations  And he'll reward his ogling  With  lush  remuneration  Though financial incentive  Invokes  much  jubilation  That's not the only blessing  For his  lush  subcreation  For Lamington can provide  More than  just  compensation He can subvert prying eyes Given  such  an occasion  And Calvin's Calvinism  Provides  lush  burgeonation  As he's making up his mind  With  much  consideration  For it's a matter of time  For  such  deliberations  If he's to exist inside  Not  just  as an equation  [...] Calvin began reading the Bible It has been too long since he had He vag...

Finding Calvin Part. 1 - 7 - A Pruning Process

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  With an invite to tea  And conversational antics  The Jelly Man's intrigued  With the guest list that's attending  So with deft subtlety He'll spread more thoughts he's abetted As a contingency  For the trial that's impending  Amidst glossing and cream  He's a formidable hedging  Between his jelly dream  And the sprinkles he's been spreading  For separation's key  In his crafty understanding  But who's to be received  Mestuffstuffstoplease, B, or Calvin  [...] It was organic tea  According to Tom  And of the mushroom variety Which B thought was rather odd Now on his second cup  And there's still no Mr. Lamington While they're gathered on Tom's patio Overlooking some pedestrians [Mestuffstoplease] When will Mr. Lamington be here [Tom] Oh, I didn't know Mr. Lamington was coming [Dave] Yeah, he said that he wanted to partake [Tom] Interesting [Dave] We should go to the waterfront pavilion [Tom] We s...