The Vexillology of Calvin

By Adam Privett

 




#VEXED


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Finding Calvin Pt. V - 1 - Desservir'd (Part I and II and III) (Updated 4/25/26)

By Adam Privett
Image
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. # or * = Minor Corrections Finding Calvin Pt. V – The Golden Horde - 1 -  Desservir'd  Part I - Sine Qua Non Seeing the chalice glisten and the enlighted eyes infused He approached the remaining sitted like a virginous coy ingenue Being aptly now confitted it seemed up to Calvin now to choose As he hoped for cherry lifted For cheese and fermented brew# debut As Calvin stood admitted Within the black walnuted panoptic hue The green ensconced far-off emitted  caliginously betwixt consumed He locked eyes with the ocupitted known technically as the drupe As he saw the inner composition A nutmeat and is said a fruit [...] Calvin: may I? [...] Though Calvin remained suspicious despite the delicacy he would choose It lingered while he si...
Read more

Finding Calvin Pt. IV - 6 - A Sour Transitioning

By Adam Privett
Image
***Will be revised for flow*** This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.   Finding Calvin Pt. IV – A Master Unknown - 5 – A Sour Transitioning  Calvin would ride the Lord's steed Away from the stunted screams  To a far-off unknown yonder -- For where it would actually be  Would be kept a mystery  But a vision tunneled fonder  Ignoring his periphery  Through myopic visioning Racing with tone deaf power -- He'd hear a close-by harkening Before leaving the darkening  That causes ears to flounder "No refunds" He'd break from the dark forestry To speckled trees and their leaves  to grass the color of the lightest mustard-- And branching tributaries and cows in-between amid an elevated dotted cluster  Above the horse he could see  beyond ...
Read more

Finding Calvin Part V - II - Primi'd, Passi'd, Pizzelle'd (Updated 1/22/26)

By Adam Privett
Image
  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. ***For this entry I will astrix any corrections and note it in the title with date Finding Calvin Pt. V – The Golden Horde - II - Primi'd, Passi'd, Pizzelle'd 1 Cascaded by white shafted blued Parian  Peering onto the masonry's feat  Grazing on the magestrically austerion Beyond the far- and ill-sighted bequeathed 2 Pondering the alighted and the aerian  And how many others came there to see Pressed and prodded by unseen carrion He doubted the many remained there to be 3 Whether Boethian or Manchurian He wondered beyond crevice and its sleeved Where woozels, wurzeles, and whispering Found avian, avarian, or Alfarian company 4 Considering the omnifarion  And the shadowed that needs upkeep  He retraced the specular ...
Read more

Finding Calvin Pt. IV - 3 - Dessertations

By Adam Privett
Image
  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either  the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.  Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. Finding Calvin Part IV - 3 - A Master Unknown - Dessertations * = Minor corrections Surrounded by men of distinct According to what imagined With conversation succinct But devoid of understanding Untidy with missing cufflinks Staring at his arms extension He recoils it from instinct On the table where it rested Hearing whisps from Mr. Thompson And reminded of his habit He suddenly pats his pocket But twas nothing there worth grabbing [...] Mr. Thompson: Is there something wrong Dr. Humphries? You have barely eaten. [...] Calvin stares at his corn beef hash, two eggs, hash browns, and toast —just like he used to prepare at Denny's-- Adjacent to his black coffee, sherbert ice cream, and chocolate milk [...] Calvin: It's pretentious—t...
Read more

Finding Calvin Pt. IV - 4 - A Layering (Updated 10/27/25)

By Adam Privett
Image
Updated: bottom This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. Finding Calvin Part IV - 4 - A Master Unknown - A Layering  (Calvin didn't know German  Nor did he know Ukrainian  So he pretended to be mute  Waving awkwardly to them) Coast guard: (now speaking in English) please turn on deck and spreader lights and approach the bulwark with all required documentation Calvin would see the opportunity for what needed to come next-- As he turned on his deck lights he'd grab a souvenir from Sweden-- He also grabbed a document as cover for what's now in his grip-- By interlacing the paper between his middle, ring, pinky and his index-- As he approached the bulwark with confident baited breath-- He'd speak of what needed to be examined before being boarded-- He extended his obscu...
Read more

Finding Calvin Pt. V - III - Le Bavarian's Petit Déjeuner - Honinged

By Adam Privett
Image
  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. Corrections and clarifications = * Finding Calvin Pt. V – The Golden Horde - III -  Le Bavarian's Petit Déjeuner - Honinged C-Shape'd atop horsehoe’d embrasure Peering the sprawling cirque and its cul-de-sac’d earth A dense forestry of unknown keepsakers Orchestrating amid halo's terminator  As he pondered the play and its players And his pacing at the tributatary’s birth He thought of the shape-shifting laired The schillerin’d haze and all that conferred Thoughts concerning the under-takers Came whilst peeing on their aperture  A reversal of the ants layered Would have suited the Dicken's character "It is a far, far better thing that I become prepositioned; it is a far, far better thing that I slay than I become a victim...
Read more

Finding Calvin Part IV - 2 - Collaterhole (?)

By Adam Privett
Image
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either  the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.  Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. minor updates = (*) Finding Calvin Part IV - 2 - A Master Unknown - Collaterhole (?) A woman approaches him from the East  As he was looking at the vastness of the West Fiona:  That's a big boat.  Do you operate that thing by yourself? [...] She was a beautiful redhead In her early twenties or late teens With enthusiasm that age dissipates At least with most women that he's seen [...] (Calvin remembers the accent that he studied, and quickly conjures up a repartee) Calvin: I am Ukraine.  Fiona: what!? (Calvin realizing the misstep, decides to play it as straight as can be.) Calvin: I'm kidding...I've sailed some. [...] And Calvin wasn't lying  He sailed a bit when he was young He had access to many vessels Thanks ...
Read more

Finding Calvin Pt. IV - 5 - A Lite Assembly (updated 11/17/25)

By Adam Privett
Image
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.   Finding Calvin Pt. IV – A Master Unknown - 5 –  A  Lite Assembly Look for corrections (*) I'll post in the title when I make some  Lamington: Stripped, shackled, pissed on--yet not broken. Like a stone (Amused expression)... unbreakable perhaps (questioning expression).... But we'll take care of them, won't we. My mighty mouse. Mr. Berg: It reeks of s### in here, sir. Lamington: Indeed. Perhaps you should have your cake to-go, Calvin. Mr. Berg, have Mr. Andersen and Mr. Watson escort Calvin to the Rovers. (Calvin would be in a comatose state during most of the ride, but given some smelling salts and a hosing, when they finally arrived) Lamington: Mr. Andersen, after you hose off Calvin, make sure he finds his wa...
Read more

Ending possibility 1 (updated 3/8/26)

By Adam Privett
  Lamington’s Revenge ***Below is the general structure of the ending called Lamington's Revenge. Information is being withheld for future reveals but this is the general delivery. I do like the elements within this ending, but there would have to be some re-navigation in Lite Assembly for this ending to resound. I'm not sure what else yet--besides what I can mention for the future reveals***  (*$*) (This is the barebones ending. The most pragmatic route.) As an unfamiliar yacht floated into view, a hand reached out, assisting with the climb atop the ______surface view Calvin: Thank you (to the grizzled deckhand) Lamington: As the fisherman said to the fish I was just helping you out (Lamington sat 30 ft away adjacent to Ben with headset laptop and drone and Mr. Berg in dimmed lighting.) (Calvin looks) Reminds me of an old saying my professor said in primary. Lamington: Teach a man how to fish, and he'll eat every day.  Teach a man how to be a fish, and he...
Read more

Finding Calvin Pt. 2 - 3 - Berriers Between (Updated: 11/14/25*)

By Adam Privett
Image
  Calvin talked  And Xao listened  About his craft  About his vision Then Xao planned To gain attention And jelly fans  And their blessings Then they left Feeling finished  Xao has a way To frame an image So ends the day  And their mission But now the next Is in position  [...] After parking in the front  He's directed to the back Where he sees a superyacht And Mr. Lamington in path [Lamington] Ahoy there, Calvin Help yourself onboard Staff will see you to your quarters [Calvin] Do you want any help with that? [Lamington] It's a labor of love, Calvin.   [...] As he walks to the boat He hears Sarah in toe She tickles his butt  And she crinkles her nose [Sarah] Welcome [Calvin] Thanks [...] As the yacht departed  They gathered on top deck While Mr. Lamington rang His hand bell for breakfast  [Lamington] I hope you have room for waffles [Calvin] Sounds delicious [...] After some brief banter Calvin soon breaks the ice...
Read more