CATS! (Updated 12/31/24)

By Adam Privett
Paraphrasing Copy Cat: You were born an original




Paraphrasing Cat Tocqueville: We should not be concerned about the corruption of the few, but the laxative of all
OnIt
YesWeCan



Paraphrasing Cat Machiavelli: It is good to keep the people poor, but not me.
#GroomMe
#WorkReady

Paraphrasing Cat Cosby: History had too many rules, so I did my best to rewrite them

Paraphrasing Cat Huxley: But it can't be too queer...however queer the picture is, it can never be half so odd as the original reality. We take it all for granted; but the moment you start thinking, it becomes queer. And the more you think, the queerer it grows."










Paraphrasing Intelligent Cat:
I contend with my fellows
I excite the above average
I persuade the average
I bore the feebleminded

Paraphrasing Fat Cat: Clearly, your greed for a higher wage has ruined the economy
AmericanGreed
AbolishMinimumWage
Paraphrasing Baby Cat: Feed the cats; eat the poor.
Reimagine
HierarchyofNeeds

Paraphrasing Cat Logan Roy: It rains, it shines; words--****king words.

Succession

Paraphrasing Cat Chef Ramsay: Life is about offsetting the rage with innovation, truly.

CreativeRage
Chefpreneur


Paraphrasing Chewy Cat: Chew without ceasing.

#Chewish

#Flavorful

#CATS!



Conservative Cat

Just because pigs eat their babies
Doesn't mean we should eat babies
Just because chimps rape
Doesn't mean we should rape
Just because male bears are gay
Doesn't mean that we should be gay
Just because dogs overeat
Doesn't mean that we should overeat (%)

BeBetter
CATS!




In words of the Scientist Cat: "It is possible to trigger in cats a complex form of affect-laden behavior by direct electrical stimulation of the brain. For instance, even in cats who do not under ordinary circumstances attack mice, one can produce full-blown attack behavior and associated facial expressions simply by stimulating certain brain regions" (Frames of Mind p.258)

Neurolink
CatReich
CATS!



As Cat Thomas Sowell says: “It’s amazing how much panic one honest man can spread among a multitude of hypocrites.”

CATS!





In the words of the Assumptive Cat:


I assume because it's faster

I assume before I speak

I assume because it matters

I assume to protect reality

I assume because I want to

I assume before I see

I assume because I have to

I assume to maintain supremacy

Don't be a man, be a Pan.
 PanLife
CATS!






Doctore Cat says, 
"Your will, my hands, Dominus"
CATS!


# - It's good to see that Cats want to be in the world and not of it, like Jesus was! #Alien  #CatsAreAliens?


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