Insights and Shenanigans Part II (Updated 8/26/24)

By Adam Privett

 


The Everyman's Bidet
Now Scented!



Trumpet looking for Trumpeter!
Horny
#AlwaysTrumping


You're not one of those trans are you?
May 20 10:09 AM


Yeah i got a di** lmai hell no im
Not
Trans
May 20 12:27 PM

That's good. A close kinsmen of mine got fooled by a trans. Fortunately they did not have *ex
May 20 12:33 PM
The pic before last had me guessing. I think it's the hair--perhaps a popular trans haircut, idk, but it brought about the quesiton.
May 20 12:35 PM
I think it's the makeup too...you're using too much in that pic. You don't need much <3
May 20 12:35 PM
(* = explicit content)
Wooing101
AccusatorySandwich
TrustButVerify

"Observant, Cautious, Prudent, Thorough"
- The Difference Maker


Remember, nothing is done without purpose. This is what Big Corporate thinks of the Everyman. See how they make man orange, the color of criminals--and a dollar, which is an extrapolation of the word doll. We are not your cookie-cut-out criminals, Big Corporate. We are the lifeblood of the economy! And we demand to be the color of the money we earn!

#TeamMan

#Everyman


https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/malls/images/a/a4/Family_Dollar.png/revision/latest?cb=20220723014749


Mental illness is Mental Willness #YesWeCan!


Leading to water #Nay




Transblending, We Can! #BlendIn #TransToday



If you want to think creatively or intelligently, then make it a life or death scenario, or one where you know you could be criticized for non-conformist behavior. For instance, I was just driving with my window down while it was raining, and I thought of some rebuttals should a passerby lambaste me:

- It's like a shower for the inside of my car - It's like a shower for my left arm - It's like Maid of The Mist

- It's like a water park

- My dog seems to like it

- You'd never make it in Afghanistan

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